This Is Better Than Writing A Paper

1. What do you wish your best friend's name was?
I have a few best friends and their names are fine.

2.When eating a taco, do you apply the sauce right-to-left or left-to-right?
I don't put sauce on it

3.When opening a ketchup package, do you tear with your right or left hand?
hold with left, tear with right. but i use honey mustard

4.Do you scrunch or fold the toilet paper?
scrunch

5.What's your fourth favorite color?
Green, Black, Red, BROWN?

6.If you could only write with one color for the rest of your life (can't be black), what color would it be?
purple

7.Who has the weirdest boobs you've ever seen?
THat girl at MWC.

8.Who has the best ass you've ever squeezed?
probably some random guy. I'm not an ass-girl

9.For a million dollars, would you dye your eyebrows pink for a year?
Yes

10.Name a type of animal with four legs you can eat.
Moooooo

11.Do you think deaf people would be really good at charades in a group?
No, they'd try to use sign language

12.Have you ever removed dead skin from your hand with scotch tape?
Sure

13.Would you rather relive the worst relationship you ever had or wrestle an anaconda?
worst relationship since it wasn't bad

14.If you were told you had two weeks to live, what would you try to accomplish?
have fun and leave something behind.

15.The world can only exist in three colors, what are they?
duh, the 3 primary ones

16.If you had a pet monkey, what would you name it?
Marcel

17.What would you do if your mom told you that your real dad was George Bush?
ask her if I get secret service

18.A meteor is coming to destroy the earth and you can do whatever you want, what do you do?
go to the ocean

19.You have to rename a letter of the alphabet.
why?

20.If you could breed 3 different species together, what would they be?
this question is weid

21.Aliens are attacking the earth and you're the only one who knows how to beat them. You can both defeat them all and be a world-renowned hero OR you can sell the idea to the government for a billion dollars, but no one will know it was your idea. Which do you choose?
be the hero bc it's quicker

22.If you could erase one country from the map, which would it be?
None

23.If you could relocate a major city, which one and where would you put it?
I would put Southport in New England. And then I would move there.

24.Who would win in a fight...Paris Hilton or a velociraptor?
velociraptor

25. Did OJ do it?
probably

26.You get to choose someone to never talk again...who?
done

27.You get to erase one band from existence...which one?
Creed

28.What one world event has the most impact on the way we live today?
9/11 maybe

29.Crayons, colored pencils, or markers?
colored pencils

30.Would you trade the greatest moment of your life for $100,000?
No

31.What do you wish you'd invented that already exists?
TiVo

32.Do goats have girlfriends?
um, no.

33.How many hours do you wish were in a day?
36

34.You can either have the power to rewind or fastforward you life, which do you choose?
neither

35.If you could give a disease to anyone, would you?
Yikes, no.

36.Got a part in a movie, you find out your co-star is Ben Affleck, do you still do the movie?
YES he is hott.

37.You have to get a tattoo on the end of your nose, what do you get?
a brown dot. freckle!

38.The Easter Bunny now must be another animal, what is it?
The Easter Puppy!

39.Eat a plate of beetles or drink a glass of fish eyes?
beetles.

40.Would you rather have your nipples gnawed off by fire ants or have your urinary tract filled with cement?
whoa. wtf!