UMW

This is one of those, "You Know You Went To Mary Washington If..." lists. I will bold if true...or was true.

1. Your professor still calls it Mary Washington College.
2. Your residence hall is now in a trailer park.2
3. You have stood in line for 20 minutes to get a breakfast sandwich at Seaco lunch on Friday.
4. A prospective family has asked you for directions somewhere, ON CAMPUS WALK.
5. Your life has flashed before you as someone passed you on a bike.
6. You think you should be able to use Flex at Chipotle or Panera.
7. You never want another gray tee shirt.
8. You know who Barkley is.
9. You are on the e-mail list of 6 or more student organizations from Club Carnival.
10. A squirrel has run AT you, not away.
11. "Discovery Days" are circled on your calendar as days to stay inside.
12. You have painted the Rock at midnight.
13. You put off the Technology Proficiency test until the very last minute freshman year.
14. You've climbed Old Rag with the Trek Club.
15. You're tempted to step on the seal every time you walk through Trinkle.
16. You have been to Houston's.
17. You have had a MWF class in the basement of Combs right before/after science in Jepson.
18. You've hit up mroe than 2 campus ministries for free dinner in any given week.
19. The only drinkware in your apartment is 20+ brightly colored plastic cups collected from campus events.
20. Psi Upsilon friended you before you even got to campus.
21. You have seen bedroom furniture on Ball Circle during Ring Week.
22. Your box mate never takes his/her mail.
23.When FYE was in Mercer, you heard that was where they housed the remedial kids.
24. You regularly do homework at the Hyperion downtown.
25. The Police Beat is the first thing you read in the Bullet.
26. You have been the only guy in a class of 20 or more girls.
27. 1 out of 4 of your friends got rejected by UVA.
28. You didn't know Marshall or South existed until you got to sophomore housing selection.
29. You and your best friend have different ways of saying "Marye"
30. Benchsitting is a legitimate verb in your vocabulary.
31. You've worked in Trinkle until the sun came up.
32. 1 out of 3 friends is from northern Virginia.
33. You've made out in the Stacks' treehouses at the library.
34. You had to retake a foreign language at community college over the summer because it was too "intensive."
35. You have played in the fountain.
36. You have been to your professor's house for dinner.
37. You have heard that other schools have actual "reading days" before exams.
38. You are from Virginia and at least one person at home thinks you go to Mary Baldwin.
39. You are out-of-state and at least one person at home thinks you go to William&Mary.
40. Your friends yawn as you drive past the Capitol.
41. As a freshman, you were abandoned in Central Park by the Fred bus.
42. You have had an education practicum more than 20 minutes away.
43. You have studied in a practice room in Pollard because all the rooms at the library were taken.
44. You have friends from MD who pay out-of=state tuition and live closer than some of your friends benefitting from in-state.
45. You were mad when they took George Foreman out of the Nest.
46. You have tried, unsuccessfully, to get a Devil-Goat Day tee shirt.
47. You've been ticketed on College Ave.
48. The Anarondak chairs have grown on you.
49. You have "tabled" outside of the Nest for something.
50. The beautiful campus was the deciding factor in your college choice.