Go, Sharapova!

1.You are in the Witness Protection Program and must invent a new first, last, and middle name. What is it?

Isabella Alexandra Ivanikova


2.You are in a threesome with two famous people, alive or dead. Who are they?

I don't want to have a 3some but, Brad Pitt and Ryan Philippe


3.You are in charge of naming your new band. What's the name of the band?

The Ivanikovas


4. You are going to get a free tattoo. What would it be?

"Elephant Shoe"


5. You are being forced to listen to one song over and over, ad infinitum, as a form of torture. What song is it?

Can I pick classical? something Tchaikovsky then.


6. You are leaving your state/province. What state do you move to?

Conn.? with another home in California, maybe.


7. You are leaving your country, where would you move?

Edinburgh or London. Maybe another home in Greece. Or I'll just live on a boat (yacht)


8. You get to choose one book as the best ever written. What book do you choose?

Crime and Punishment-Dostoyevsky


9. You get to choose one movie as the best ever made. What movie do you choose?

Gone With The Wind


10. You get to spend one day each as a bird, an insect, and a mammal. What bird would you be? What insect? What mammal?

Bird: Ew, birds are so gross. I'd be a toucan

Insect: some sort of beetle

Mammal: black panther


11. You must relive one year of your life. Which would you like to relive?

senior year of high school was good for tennis, swimming and band but being 21 was good, too.


12. Which year(s) would you least like to relive?

9th grade?


13. You have a time machine that will take you backwards anywhere from 1800 to the present. What decade do you most want to visit?

1920s? Maybe.


14. You must choose to go skydiving or very-deep-sea diving.

skydiving. I would never be able to go "very-deep-sea diving"

15. You get to return to the past (using that handy dandy time machine we were talking about before) and have a sexual encounter with a rock star who is no longer alive. Who do you pick?

Hmmm, most rockstars I'd want to do are alive (Dave Grohl, Billy Corgan, etc.). Maybe Kurt Cobain just to say I had but the whole dirty grunge thing would not be attractive. Maybe a Beatle? OOOhhh, young Elvis??

16. You get to be a contestant on any game show, airing today or in the past. What show do you want to be on?

Kids Jeopardy-I'd KILL on that show!


17. You are given $1 million dollars but you must give it all to one charity. What charity do you choose?

Some music for kids thing


18. You must ban one word from the dictionary and all usage, to be no longer uttered or written. What word do you ban?

moist

19. You can have 100 million dollars tax-free but if you take it, you'll die at the age of fifty. Do you take it?

No