Cold Hands

1. Are you the HBIC or a Back Burner Bitch in relationships?:
What? I don't know what those are.

2. If you had a purple rubber fish what would you name it?:
Ralph

3. You're walking down the street and get pimp slapped by a penguin in a pimp hat and coat, carrying a cane. What do you do?:
Say, 'GONG!'

4. Your handcuffed to a bed covered in peanut butter, do you lick yourself to be as clean as possible or ask for bread?:
doesn't that mean the bed is covered in peanut butter?

5. Have you ever been thrown in front of a metro train before? If so, how the hell are you still alive?:
I have not. I don't get close to the edge bc it's scary.

6. What color does your milk usually turn after you eat cereal?:
ew, i don't want to think abou tit.

7. If you're drinking Kahlua and Creme and it starts to curdle do you continue to drink it?:
CEMENT MIXER!

8. Would you ever milk a cow using your mouth for $50?:
Ummm, probably not for $50

9. Spit or swallow?:
combo

10. Have you ever met the wookie?:
what?

11. Your attacked by zombies that rip off your leg, what do you do?:
pretend to be one of them

12. Would you rather beat someone with a pipe or run them over with your car?:
beat

13. Bite your nails or use nail clippers?:
B

14. Find a song from the year you were born. What is it?:
My interenet is slow. find it yourself: 1980

15. Who should New York choose? Chance, Whiteboy, Real or Tango?: Tango?

16. Would you kick ass if you were on the Real World/Road Rules Inferno?: Um, probably. I wouldn't be as hungover as they all are.

17. Your stuck in a room with everyone on your top friends list for the rest of your life. Who is the first person you'd try to sleep with? First one you'd eat when you ran out of food? First one you'd kill for sheer annoyance?:
I'd do SD bc he's the male I'm not related to. I'd eat the one who annoys me the most and/or has the most muscle oh wait, maybe the same person for both.

18. If you had to kill one of your top friends, who would it be and why?:from Myspace? No comment.

19. Do you know the Humpty Dance?:
no

20. Have you ever touched a guys penis on purpose?:
What, am I 12?

21. The world is ending and you can only save 5 friends to live on an unknown planet with you, who do you choose?:
Ali, Steven, Serena, Vanessa, Nate. Although I might need another male there.

22. Do you like strawberry tart?:
i like strawberry POP tarts.

23. Is everything you own in a box to the left?:
no

24. Go to google and type in "Your name is a" (example: "Mark is a") and search (don't forget the quotes). What is the funniest result?:
"scarlet is a vasoconstrictor and raises the blood pressure"

25. Do you have a foot fetish?:
nope

26. Have you ever been attacked by ninjas?:
no, not that I know of.

27. What wouldn't you do for a Klondike bar?:
steal it


28. Are you a habitual line-stepper?:
no?

29. Who is the craziest friend on your top friends list?:
Vanessa

30. Who on your top friends list is most likely to go streaking?:
Jesse, ha.

31. Did Justin Timberlake bring sexy back?:
YES

32. Have you ever been nailed in the face with a ping pong ball?:
no

33. Have you ever been shot by a marshmellow gun? If so, where?:
no

34. Do haunted mazes scare you?:
YES

35. What's the worst movie that you've ever watched?:
Annie Hall

36. Should Sanjaya legally change his name to Sandgina?:
i don't care

37. What upcoming movie are you looking forward to seeing?:
Transformers!

38. Wookie vs. Shrek: who wins? why?:
who is wookie?

39. Have you ever ridden on the short bus?:
hhahahhaa, we did in tennis!

40. Would you rather be smacked in the face with a porcupine or jump into a pile of sea urchins?:
porcupine

41. If you were a ninja turtle, which one would you be?:
M

42. Have you played more than a combined total of 96 hours of Guitar Hero II?:
no, I have never played. just watched.

43. Have you ever played DDR in the arcade?:
just once

44. Do you have an OCD? If so, what?:
nah

45. What's the weirdest place you've woken up after drinking?:
nothing weird

46. Other than myspace, what are the top 3 sites that you visit daily?:
gmail, www.svrspy.blogspot.com , www.wikipedia.com

47. Text or Call?:
text

48. What do you think is the ugliest car that is currently on the market?:
all station wagons

49. If the US had to get rid of a state, which state would you get rid of?:
Iowa

50. Would you actually eat SPAM?:
for money