MOUTHOLOGY

Q. What is your salad dressing of choice?
A. sun ripened tomatoe or Caesar

Q. What is your favorite fast food restaurant?
A. Wendys

Q. What is your favorite sit-down restaurant?
A. Legal Seafood

Q. On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant?
A. 20-25%

Q. What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick of?
A: salad

Q. What are your pizza toppings of choice?
A. sausage pepperoni onions

Q. What do you like to put on your toast?
A: butter or peanut butter


TECHNOLOGY

Q. What is your wallpaper on your computer?
A: Brad Pitt in Jesse James

Q. How many televisions are in your house?
A: 4 or 5


BIOLOGY

Q. Are you right-handed or left-handed?
A. Right-handed.

Q. Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
A. Wisdom teeth, baby teef

Q. When was the last time you had a cavity?
A. years

Q. What is the last heavy item you lifted?
A. dead body. ew, kidding.

Q. Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
A. Nope


BULLSHITTOLOGY

Q. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
A. No way

Q. If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
A. I love my name.

Q. What color do you think looks best on you?
A. green

Q. Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake?
A. probably

Q. Have you ever saved someone's life?
A. in the simplest form, yes. I was a lifeguard and did jump in twice.

Q. Has someone ever saved yours?
A. One time the door of the car opened while riding in the car and my brother closed it for me.


DAREOLOGY

Q. Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
A. yes.

Q. Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?
A. NO.

Q. Would you never blog again for $50,000?
A. Sure.

Q. Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
A. depends which mag, but probably not.

Q. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
A. No, I couldn't do that.

Q. Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000?
A. No


DUMBOLOGY

Q: What is in your left pocket?
A: mint from Fridays

Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie?
A.Yes, but over-talked about.

Q: Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
A: little of both

Q: Do you sit or stand in the shower?
A: stand.

Q: Could you live with roommates?
A: Yes, but prefer not to right now.

Q: How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
A: 30?

Q: Last time you had a run-in with the cops?
A: the last sobriety check...hahaha, I mean, those ones everyone goes through.

Q: What do you want to be when you grow up?
A: something music related.


LASTOLOGY

Q: Friend you talked to?
A: Serena

Q: Last person who called you?
A: Jesse

Q: Person you hugged?
A: B


FAVORITOLOGY

Q: Number?
A: 17

Q: Season?
A: It used to be fall, until we got cheated out of a good one by it not getting cold soon enough.


CURRENTOLOGY

Q: Missing someone?
A: always?

Q: Mood?
A: crazed. The neighbors are playing their music with the bass as high as it will go. It's horrible.

Q: Listening to?
A: THEIR BASS.

Q: Watching?
A: The Real World

Q: Worrying about?
A: what to wear.


RANDOMOLOGY

Q: First place you went this morning?
A: The den.

Q: What can you not wait to do?
A: Go to the shows coming up!

Q: What's the last movie you saw?
A: The Descent.

Q: Do you smile often?
A: oh yeah

Q: Are you a friendly person?
A: Yeah, but cross me and i'll tear you apart.