Baby Suri Where Are You?

Have you had sex in the past 24 hours?
nope

Are you gay?
no

Do you have hairy legs?
no

Do you like monkeys?
not really

Would you rather swim in the ocean or a lake?
ocean, lakes are GROSS

Have you ever licked one of those square batteries?
um, no.

Have you ever read the Bible?
not the whole thing

Did you ever go to Sunday School?
oh yeah

Do you wear a lot of black?
yeah

Did you ever bring a weapon to high school?
no

Have you ever hugged a tree?
no.

Do you know what a sphincter actually is?
yes

Describe your hair?
medium length, dark brown

Are you a wild beast?
no

Do you like to have fun?
yes!!!

Do you like drama?
when it's not mine

Are you afraid to die?
no

Do you like playing in leaves?
yes because that means it's autumn:)

Do you like deer ticks?
haha ew, no

Have you ever peed your pants as a teen?
don't think so

Have you ever thrown up on somebody?
no?

Are you an adult?
yes

Do you think you have a good handle on spelling?
yes

Ever won a spelling bee?
I think I came in thyrd.

Do you ever eat when you're depressed?
i've never been depressed

Are you a television addict?:
probably

Do you think O.J. is guilty?:
don't know

Do you enjoy spending time with your mother?
yes!

Do you like Elvis?
def young E.

Do you enjoy watching animals "do it" on the Discovery Channel?
no

Ever been hit on at a zoo?
haven't been since I was like, 15.

Have you ever had sex with a total stranger?
no

Do you enjoy the calming effects of turkey?
huh? not especially

Are you a sugar freak?
no

When you hear a knock on the door, do you think "oh shit, is that the COPS!!''
hahah no

Ever been arrested?
no

Do you like orange juice?
YES!

What sign are you?
aquarius hard core

Ever do the party boy dance in front of the elderly?
no

Where do you wish you were right now?:
beach

Did you enjoy this?
not really