Six Degrees

Would you rather talk like Yoda or breathe like Darth Vadar for the rest of your life?
- I HATE Yoda!!!!!

Would you rather eat 15 feet of aluminum foil OR swallow six guitar strings?
- EW! The aluminum foil would hurt my teeth.


Would you rather have a head half the normal size OR twice the normal size?
-half. It would suck to never have hats to wear.


Would you rather have five bottles stuck on the fingers of one hand for a year OR a bucket stuck on your foot for a year?
-bucket on my foot.


Would you rather be a woman with a mans legs OR a man with a womans arms?
- man legs wouldn't be bad bc they all have skinny legs. I'm DEF shaving them, though. EW!

Would you rather have a permanent smile or a permanent erection?
- smile, bc I'm a girl.


Would you rather go to jail for 1 year or have your let friend go to jail for 10 years?
- ugh, jail for 1


Would you rather fight Mike Tyson or talk like him?
- fight him!


Would you rather have all your hair look/feel like pubes or be completely bald?
-ewewewewewew! bald. I'd get a wig.


Would you rather go on a date with bad breath or body odor?
--breath.


Would you rather have a root canal with no sedative or shave your head bald?
-omg.


Would you rather roll down 12 flights of stairs at a baseball game and break both legs or fall on your face while walking down the aisle to get married?
-wedding


Would you rather eat a cochroach or sleep in a bed full of snakes for one night?
- cockroach!


Would you rather lick a dirty toilet seat or wipe a complete strangers butt?
- ew, butt. EWEWEWEW


Would you rather listen to "i'm too sexy" on repeat for an entire year or wear shoes that are filled with jello for 6 months?
- jello shoes sound cool.


Would you rather swim with 10 sharks or be chased by a bear?
- swimming with 10 sharks doesn't mean they want to eat me, so I pick that one.


Would you rather heavily makeout with a homeless person for an hour or sleep with osama bin laden?
- MO


Would you rather eat a cow heart or have someone punch you in the face every morning to wake you up?
- cow heart. gross.


Would you rather have an STD or rock a mullet for an entire year?
--mullet

Would you rather sleep on a bed of peanut butter or next to a humidifier full of urine?
- peanut butter bed


Would you rather have your cell phone ring function set on "Airhorn" or "Taser"?
- taser?

Would you rather have sex with a "10" or a "7" and a "3"?
-10


Would you rather ejaculate guacamole or Tabasco sauce?
- grosssss!

Would you rather make the sound of the bionic man when straining physically or make the sound of the Jeopardy theme when straining mentally?
-bbionic man

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