Things To Do At UMW Before You Graduate

So, what did I do? Even though I graduated ages ago...


Here it is:

• Swim in the fountain- never did this.
• Study at Hyperion- study there? well, I have for grad classes.
• Study at Denny’s on Rt. 3- hahahahhaa, Dennys is NOT for studying. Ask Andre.
• Skip a class- Rarely.
• Attend a bonfire
• Attend the Homecoming fireworks- they're REALLY good.
• Drink in public ON campus- I don't think I ever drank in public, on campus.
• Follow a tour group and ask dumb questions- HAHA, yes, actually. I joined the tour when Rena took hers.
• Make out with someone in an academic building- nope
• Streak Ball Circle- NO
• Play Ultimate Frisbee-NEVER
• Go to the Health Center just to get a condom- no, besides, they'd give you salt to gargle instead.
• Get a ride with the Campus Escort Service- no
• Buy underclassmen booze- I don't think so, actually.
• Go to a Frat party- fake frat? Yes, once.
• Make friends with a lunch lady
• Eat at Seaco- duh!
• Eat at the Nest- mmhmm
• Play pool in the Washroom
• Order a beer at Late Night
• Attend class intoxicated/hungover- just tired
• Hang out with a professor outside of class- does Dr. Baker count? or the time we saw Dr. Long play?
• Sled on a tray borrowed from Seaco
• Chase a squirrel- SCARY no!
• Feed a squirrel- NEVER!
• Take Psych of Sex
• Attend a Republican BBQ wearing Democratic paraphernalia (or vice versa)- no, but I did sit with all my friends in the Green Party section.
• Crash a school dance
• Drink at a party- duh
• Go to a college night at: Fatty J’s, Brocks, Cheeseburger- at Hard Times a lot.
• Help a cause
• Go to Carl’s
• Go to Lee’s
• Take the Fred
• Meet Dr. Tuttle- dude, he came to a party at my apt once.
• Attend a: chorus concert, theatre production and dance show
• Own a beta fish
• Dress up for Halloween
• Go trick-or-treating around campus
• Sneak a friend into the gym
• Read outside on a nice day
• Walk downtown
• Ask a hot guy (or hot girl) out on a date
• Take a trip over Fall/Spring Break- just once to go skiing. OH and to Puerto Rico, but that was technically a school trip
• Go to Saturday brunch in Seaco
• Pour soap in the Fountain
• Mentor a freshman
• Go to Potomac Mills- I did that before I went to MWC
• Study at the library until they kick you out- hate the library
• Study in Trinkle
• Go to Chipotle
• Hook up with a freshman
• Participate in the Day of Silence
• Eat at Taste of Asia
• Visit EVERY dorm
• Audition for something
• Crash a club party just for the food
• Befriend Mary Washington on Facebook
• Vote absentee
• BS your way through English 101- Boo, Dr. Faunce!
• Befriend the Chinese food delivery guy
• Walk of shame
• Go to the Health Center just to get salt
• Paint the rock
• Have someone paint the rock for you
• Deal with The Administration
• Meet Dean Rucker
• Scamper across campus to pick up a package before the mailroom closes
• Prank someone on Junior Ring Week- *I* got pranked!
• Do Ghostwalk
• Visit a friend at another school
• Crash a party at another school
• Visit DC
• Wave to President Frawley- he wasn't prez when I was there.
• Go to a religious club/meeting/event
• Buy a residence hall T-shirt
• Walk to Giant
• Buy a major T-shirt
• Attend a department picnic
• Stay up late talking to your roommate
• Go to Wal-Mart at an early morning hour
• Kick your roommate out one night for debauchery with your significant other
• Play a game of Monopoly with your hallmates
• Take a class pass/fail just because
• Go to all the ABC stores in Fred
• Have a Girls/Guys night in
• Take a midnight walk with a friend